Stop me if you've heard this one before:
A product innovator walks into an advertising agency...
He's invented the best hammer to ever hit the market. Now he needs the agency's help to tell the world all about it.
"What makes this hammer so special?" the creative director asks.
"Just look at it," the proprietor beams with pride. "It's a work of art."
"Why would anyone buy it?" the agency lead asks.